Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous. Show all posts

27/07/2015

Sir King

When Sir King walks this godless soil - physically no longer a babe, yet retaining his wondrous look upon our glorious Earth - there are serfs that doubt, there are serfs that clap, but regardless of reaction action, all serfs know in their heart of hearts that Sir King is cut from the same gloss paper as Terpsichore, with stupid jellied eyes glued on from the same Pritt Stick as Artemis and all other deities with loose, naked dog's skin.

Sir King won't forget you, will you forget him?

26/02/2011

Rabbit-universe and delicious Mexicans

two selected legends about the origin of mankind (the book "Encyclopaedia of the relative and absolute knowledge, " Bernard Werber)
 Mexicans. God made a human out of pottery clay and put in the oven. But kept it in the oven too long. On this man came out of oven burnt and  black. God decided that was wrong, threw his creation on earth and hit into Africa. At this God hasn't stopped and made a second man, whom he held in the oven much less time. The man came out of the oven completely white. God again decided that he was wrong. And again he threw man on earth and hit into Europe. For the third time, God intend on carefully to control the degree of readiness their products. He waited until the man will baked as it should, until golden brown. At this time God has been successful. And slowly, very carefully placed a lucky man in America. That's how the Mexicans came.


Sioux. According to the Sioux legend, the man was created by rabbit-universe, who has found on the road a blood clot. Rabbit started playing with this of its paw, and the clot turned into a guts. Rabbit continued amusement, and at the guts have appeared heart, then eyes, and finally got a real little boy, first boy in the world. Rabbit named this first person rabbit -boy. This was the ancestor of the Sioux