26/12/2010

ice cream queen










new window and old stones

I have new window and today i threw out a lot of old stones. it is so symbolic.
aaaaand
 "day passed in vain, if I did not dance" Nietzsche

23/12/2010

Recipe for creativity of Brian Eno

1. Forget about standards
2. Take benefit of chance and error
3. Thinking as diagram
4. Don't be afraid of the complexities and technologies. Technology was invented in order to use them, that's all. Don't aspire to technical feats. Important only emotions and feelings
5. Remain within of art for the people. If people don't like you and you not understandable to general public, it is your fault. The response of general public - the best incentive. Voice in the wilderness is useless.
6. To believe that art affects real life. Art - is a way to understand how the world works and we are.
7. Persuade not aggressive, but seductive. One of the functions of art - to show the desired world. Seeing the well-being and beauty, you see imperfections of real life. And of course, think about how to remove barriers that separate us from dream.
8. Put together a core of people who understand your aspirations and who act the same way. During conversations with them to your mind will come ideas that will not visit you, if you stay here alone.
9.  Save in yourself your own culture. And create hybrids with foreign cultures
p.s.I love his coat 

20/12/2010

ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes I don't understand people! What kind of stupid fun! dude add me as a friend, and then (absolutely not knowing me) requires msn or skype, etc. For what purpose? They think that I'm immediately going naked and showing tits, etc. ? And what if I  fat ugly pig? But what if your boss or your wife know that you're a fucking internet wanker! Phew! Animals. Wild animals. Wild world of men. Of course, I love animals but I love when animals are animals, and people are people

17/12/2010

Lady Gaga in the USSR

An inventory of things in the apartment of Jeanne Aguzarova. Found:
cheese,
dodekaeder,
four-sided sticky tape,
Photos worms on MP3,
Manhole from Saratov,
The air in jar,
honeysuckle sprouts,
purple heron,
helmet of Darth Vader,
overhead muesli,
yogurt with Bifidobacterium Sergei,
Map of Mordovians,
Compass of Izhevsk
carrying case for foot,
playing cards with naked badger,
jam of Giraffe
Spare spin
scarecrow of pine
jar of bottles,
bottle of jars,
power for steering,
data sheet on jellyfish
family fondue
Treadmill for the nose,
seeds of arugula with shrimp,

stand for chorus
strainer thoughts
pancakes with smiles,
intellectual pancakes,
cast foot Gorbachev,
plush rack,
bible autographed by the author,
control panel for linoleum,
liquid for removal of eyes,
window leaf with diopters,
Rubik's cube,
Rubik's jacket,
Rubik's phone,
Glass mouse
Lips of fish
gills toads
nipple of owl
shadow of a lion,
propeller on six persons,
Inflatable dust
passport office,
sixty meters of sour cream,
cactus from leatherette
a knife for cleaning  TV,
Charger khachapuri
thin Charger khachapuri in Adjara,
Horizontal samovar
Whistle in A minor,
self-portrait of Nurofen,
a sketch of infinity,
bust of Berezutsky
crocodile liquid manure,
Skiing with a flash,
drum for adults
bag of weather,
dower chest with a vacation,
camera with an open top,
tireless chess
plastic hi
Polished Artem
pistachio kukets,
fluorography goose
carbon copy of pilaf,
Scheme of cheese
skeleton of melon
cream  for watermelon
curd for ignition,
Skiing fascism
Tambov chalk
unobtrusive synthesizer
clean-shaven shishun,
Stub spoon,
boiled scum
Lipstick piano
photocopy of the night,
poster autographed by winter

14/12/2010

Sing little bird!

sometimes in winter, my voice is changing. it becomes more raucous and hoarse, to such extent that even I notice it. But I like it. These days I can sing like Courtney Love. hell yeah

11/12/2010

Elvira at the top 9

Now all (as never before) depending on
Elvira at the top 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/12/2010

I wrote remake of the Jungle Bells
Check it:
Fucking snow
Fucking snow
Snow is everywhere
I will die
I can't survive
This winter every year!
Fucking cold
Fucking cold
Slush and sleet again
Runny nose
And crazy blows
Welcome to Ukraine
yo

07/12/2010

Tuesday is a Tuesday.


it is irresistible. no matter what I did
I'm ready to die  listening this song

01/12/2010

Hey everyone! Please!!!!!!Help me to win!!!!


I'm participating in a comedy contest and I really need your help! Please just check out this video and thus will help me win