England's head said - hello!

Do you want to pass the test?

I did it.not so bad. probably thanks to intuition

Online grammar test

Enter name: karina

Question1: CORRECT - [He can accept a compliment fairly well.]
Question2: CORRECT - She love every dance except the polka.
Question3: CORRECT - The effect of the drug was apparent immediately.
Question4: CORRECT - The drug could affect her breathing.
Question5: CORRECT - I could have died.
Question6: CORRECT - You should have seen it.
Question7: CORRECT - Will you tell me when it's (it is) midnight?
Question8: CORRECT -The statue fell off its base.
Question9: CORRECT -Their hearts were heavy.
Question10: CORRECT - Put the pizza over there.
Question11: CORRECT - I wonder how they're getting here.
Question12: WRONG - Who's afraid of the the Big Bad Wolf?
Question13: CORRECT - You're becoming increasingly difficult.
Question14: CORRECT - Your salad is perfect.
Question16: CORRECT - She believes in the principle of fair play.
Question17: CORRECT - The principal (or main) reason she left was because of the noise.
Question18: CORRECT - I doubt he's smarter than I (am).
Question19: CORRECT - When my mother-in-law and I get together....
Question20: CORRECT - The Joneses and we used to live right next door ...
Question21: CORRECT - Everyone of the men took off his hat.
Question22: CORRECT - It's important to Charlene and me.
Question23: CORRECT - One of the puppies lost its collar.
Question24: CORRECT - Both of the boys brought their book.
Question25: WRONG - Turning the corner on two wheels without tipping over.
Question26: CORRECT - Determined to win his approval.
Question27: WRONG - I like to watch the soap operas it's so stimulating.
Question28: CORRECT - She grabbed a fly swatter.
Question29: WRONG - By carrying away waste products efficiently and effectively.
Question30: CORRECT - To study harder than ever before.
Question31: WRONG - She married him, when Percival heard the news, he fainted.
Question32: CORRECT - We had planned an all-day picnic in the pasture near the river.
Question33: WRONG - Where are Riff and Raff those cats won't come when I call them.
Question34: D - CORRECT - Walking to school this morning, the wisteria vines were blooming.(The wisteria vines can't walk)
Question35: C - CORRECT -After scratching his fleas for a while, Fido took a nap.
Question36: C - CORRECT - Encouraged by the coach, the team won the game.
Question37: D - CORRECT - To gain weight quickly, (donuts can't eat) donuts are a good bedtime snack.
Question38: C - WRONG - Just after eating my lunch, the telephone rang. (the telephone can't eat)
Question39: C - CORRECT - After having a serious heart attack, the major was concerned.
Question40: C - WRONG - Louise yearned to see the Mississippi while in Arizona.
Question41: D - CORRECT - I read about the kidnappers who were found in this morning's paper.
Question42: D - CORRECT - The thief was arrested after the store had been robbed by the police.
Question43: WRONG - The best months of the year are September, May, and June. (no punctuation needed)
Question44: CORRECT - Comma needed between non-restrictive clauses.
Question45: CORRECT - Comma needed between non-restrictive clauses.
Question46: CORRECT - A colon is used after a complete sentence to set off a list of items.
Question47: WRONG - Use a semi-colon to connect two complete sentences.
Question48: CORRECT - Use quotation marks to set off dialogue.
Question49: CORRECT - Use quotation marks to set off dialogue.
Question50: WRONG - A semi-colon is used to connect two complete sentences.
Question51: WRONG - Use quotation marks to set off dialogue.
Question52: CORRECT - A semi-colon is used to connect two complete sentences.
Question53: CORRECT - A colon is used after a complete sentence to set off a list of items.
Question54: WRONG - The list is not parallel in structure
Question55: CORRECT - The sentence is parallel in structure
Question56: CORRECT - The sentence is not parallel in structure | CORRECT -
Question57: CORRECT - The sentence is not parallel in structure
Question59: WRONG - patterns is plural (The patterns of performance in math have a longer history.)
Question60: CORRECT - effects is plural (In fact, the effects of birth order have been studied.)
Question61: WRONG -
Question62: CORRECT - everybody is singular (Everybody has the right to succeed.)
Question63: CORRECT - each is singular (Each of the boys has the correct answer.)
Question64: CORRECT - any is plural because the prepositional object is plural (Have any of the new members arrived yet?)
Question65: WRONG - some is plural because the object of the preposition is plural (Some of the books need to be mended.)
Question66: CORRECT - each is singular (Each of the speakers has good voice control.)
Question67: CORRECT - plural possessive = girls'
Question68: CORRECT - It's = it has or it is
Question69: WRONG - plural possessive is athletes'
Question70: CORRECT - school's is a contraction = school is
Question71: CORRECT - possessive form = its
Question72: CORRECT - it's = it has or it is
Question73: WRONG - sheep is the plural and singular form - possessive = sheep's
Question74: WRONG - plural possessive of babies is babies'
Question75: CORRECT - singular possessive = student's
Question76: CORRECT - it's = it has or it is
Question77: WRONG - possessive form = its
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hahahaha my gosh! i'm hopeless in this fucking repair. seriously!  i cannot even paste oilcloth on the floor. i am disabled in this case. and my back hurts! and no one helps me for some reason. but it's probably because I don't let anyone help me. I'm just mad at all. imbalance!.
i was born  not for this.
but it's probably because I don't let anyone help me. I'm just mad at all. imbalance!

show must go on! i mean repair continues

piano-sill

I've long been fond of this clip.
and some believe in the Ukrainian directors

I have a feeling like I'm waiting for something. very long time. So long that I'm sick of this feelin.
Sick! I mean exactly sick

No I'm not drunk, I'm just dancing
No I'm not sick, it's my style
Well no I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping
Waking up will take a while (c)

Today at 5:00 am I saw first snow, and even touched him. I have snow. What a joy
And btw, before starting repairs, you need to smoke weed. Yep. This is first indicator of a successful finale! beginning:

Time heals, whether you like it or not. It heals taking everything and leaving only darkness. Sometimes in this darkness we find someone, and sometimes lose

so cute on the edge

I had nothing to do, so I did this

Since I can remember I never liked cold. But this night for the first time I changed view. Went to market for cigarettes and as I walked back and forth it was wonderful. True. It was very cold and I were only jacket, but it was so cool. I don't even know how to explain it. I just went and abruptly began to rejoice, smile, laugh, and I felt in great detail all around. Lamps around were not enough and sky was so dark and at the same time bright. Magic air. (Yes, yes, surprising for a megalopolis) Some kind of explosion. crazy. Unfortunately, in exactly same happens with sudden appearance of a bad mood, but lately bad mood is becoming less and less.
I think I would like to live in the north. Tenacious bitch

Modern cherrystone!

oh my god! this is not Modern Art! this is nonsense!!fucking piss! 
Recently, I went with my friend on one "very cool" exhibition. And here we go into one of rooms with exhibits, and what I see? On the wall is attached cherrystone!!! Can you imagine! Fucking cherrystone! And these idiots are even put lights to this cherrystone! This is not art! This is garbage! 
Hey! come to my home! I have gum on my wall! And Plasticine smile face! And that means that I'm a genius! 

But you know, perhaps the truth is that - What kind of modern world is the same and the modern art

Guys in skirts. Hot or ridiculous?

Of course Evan anyway hot hot hot

Would you like to be the wind?

today I have wind - mood. Wind is very cool. I love wind. I love what he doing with hair. What movement creates. How simple and easy it is able to move leaves from one side of planet to another. No barriers, no stops. For wind there is no distance, no time intervals. Only waves of his appearance. Wind is always there. If it is not in one place, then in another he is. Infinite and perfect. In my next life I would like to become the wind

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You should listen!

Godspeed You Black Emperor - East Hastings (Dubstep Remix)
I'm just in love with this song!Awesome

FUNNY or DIE!

I don't know why only now, but I found this wonderful site! And I ask you, my dear audience, press the button "Funny" (of course if you really think so or just because I ask)
So there you go
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Shit-Summer - watch more funny videos

and 2

Elvira Raufoldovna. Weather forecast - watch more funny videos

Cheese in your mouth! Stinky Roquefort!

Humorous and psychologically terrible and awful night!
Oh god, today on street I met a horrible guys. But initially went for a walk with my friend. Yes, these guys was had weeds and  we smoked together, but hell you! They were simply awful. Pathetic sense of humor! No. Not so. Complete lack of humor!! So sorry. I was ready to shove them a piece of brick or cheese in mouths if only they were silent. Such sensitive and timid. Puppies. One of them was even a vampire! Really! I'm serious! But energy vampire. empty inside. And tries to suck someone else (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) energy. But I'm not allowed to touch me. Such things are too dangerous and can lead to irreversible actions. And even avoided talking to him. Such an idiot. At that moment I understood them, but they didn't understand me and even didn't  realize that I understand them. Crazy. I guess i was a little anxious and probably looked funny cause they constantly tried to shoot me on their stupid phone cam. But nothing happened! I noticed everything and carefully concealed all from their idiocy. As a detective. As a detective under cover. Spy. Yeah. Right! FBI. CIA. KGB! NASA! Very carefully. Delicately. And finding all necessary information sped away into the night on taxi.
You know, I'm so glad that I'm not like them. Outsider. I'm glad that in this town nothing and no one holds me. No more anchors or hopes for this town. Really really glad

 

Few black & white sweets

Isn't funny?