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new window and old stones

I have new window and today i threw out a lot of old stones. it is so symbolic.
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 "day passed in vain, if I did not dance" Nietzsche

Recipe for creativity of Brian Eno

1. Forget about standards

2. Take benefit of chance and error
3. Thinking as diagram
4. Don't be afraid of the complexities and technologies. Technology was invented in order to use them, that's all. Don't aspire to technical feats. Important only emotions and feelings
5. Remain within of art for the people. If people don't like you and you not understandable to general public, it is your fault. The response of general public - the best incentive. Voice in the wilderness is useless.
6. To believe that art affects real life. Art - is a way to understand how the world works and we are.
7. Persuade not aggressive, but seductive. One of the functions of art - to show the desired world. Seeing the well-being and beauty, you see imperfections of real life. And of course, think about how to remove barriers that separate us from dream.
8. Put together a core of people who understand your aspirations and who act the same way. During conversations with them to your mind will come ideas that will not visit you, if you stay here alone.
9.  Save in yourself your own culture. And create hybrids with foreign cultures
p.s.I love his coat 

Be my sailor. Be the captain of my heart

Muzicons.com

someday I'll dance the tango

ADD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes I don't understand people! What kind of stupid fun! dude add me as a friend, and then (absolutely not knowing me) requires msn or skype, etc. For what purpose? They think that I'm immediately going naked and showing tits, etc. ? And what if I  fat ugly pig? But what if your boss or your wife know that you're a fucking internet wanker! Phew! Animals. Wild animals. Wild world of men. Of course, I love animals but I love when animals are animals, and people are people

Lady Gaga in the USSR

An inventory of things in the apartment of Jeanne Aguzarova. Found:

cheese,
dodekaeder,
four-sided sticky tape,
Photos worms on MP3,
Manhole from Saratov,
The air in jar,
honeysuckle sprouts,
purple heron,
helmet of Darth Vader,
overhead muesli,
yogurt with Bifidobacterium Sergei,
Map of Mordovians,
Compass of Izhevsk
carrying case for foot,
playing cards with naked badger,
jam of Giraffe
Spare spin
scarecrow of pine
jar of bottles,
bottle of jars,
power for steering,
data sheet on jellyfish
family fondue
Treadmill for the nose,
seeds of arugula with shrimp,

stand for chorus
strainer thoughts
pancakes with smiles,
intellectual pancakes,
cast foot Gorbachev,
plush rack,
bible autographed by the author,
control panel for linoleum,
liquid for removal of eyes,
window leaf with diopters,
Rubik's cube,
Rubik's jacket,
Rubik's phone,
Glass mouse
Lips of fish
gills toads
nipple of owl
shadow of a lion,
propeller on six persons,
Inflatable dust
passport office,
sixty meters of sour cream,
cactus from leatherette
a knife for cleaning  TV,
Charger khachapuri
thin Charger khachapuri in Adjara,
Horizontal samovar
Whistle in A minor,
self-portrait of Nurofen,
a sketch of infinity,
bust of Berezutsky
crocodile liquid manure,
Skiing with a flash,
drum for adults
bag of weather,
dower chest with a vacation,
camera with an open top,
tireless chess
plastic hi
Polished Artem
pistachio kukets,
fluorography goose
carbon copy of pilaf,
Scheme of cheese
skeleton of melon
cream  for watermelon
curd for ignition,
Skiing fascism
Tambov chalk
unobtrusive synthesizer
clean-shaven shishun,
Stub spoon,
boiled scum
Lipstick piano
photocopy of the night,
poster autographed by winter

Sing little bird!

sometimes in winter, my voice is changing. it becomes more raucous and hoarse, to such extent that even I notice it. But I like it. These days I can sing like Courtney Love. hell yeah

Elvira at the top 9

Now all (as never before) depending on

your views!

Elvira at the top 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wrote remake of the Jungle Bells
Check it:
Fucking snow
Fucking snow
Snow is everywhere
I will die
I can't survive
This winter every year!
Fucking cold
Fucking cold
Slush and sleet again
Runny nose
And crazy blows
Welcome to Ukraine
yo

Tuesday is a Tuesday.

it is irresistible. no matter what I did
I'm ready to die  listening this song

Beautiful face, charming mind, perfect body - WHO IS SHE?

JUST CLICK HERE & WATCH!

All you have to do -

JUST CLICK HERE & WATCH

and you, of course, save the world and save vodka

Hey everyone! Please!!!!!!Help me to win!!!!

I'm participating in a comedy contest and I really need your help! Please just check out this video and thus will help me win

England's head said - hello!

Do you want to pass the test?

I did it.not so bad. probably thanks to intuition

Online grammar test

Enter name: karina

Question1: CORRECT - [He can accept a compliment fairly well.]
Question2: CORRECT - She love every dance except the polka.
Question3: CORRECT - The effect of the drug was apparent immediately.
Question4: CORRECT - The drug could affect her breathing.
Question5: CORRECT - I could have died.
Question6: CORRECT - You should have seen it.
Question7: CORRECT - Will you tell me when it's (it is) midnight?
Question8: CORRECT -The statue fell off its base.
Question9: CORRECT -Their hearts were heavy.
Question10: CORRECT - Put the pizza over there.
Question11: CORRECT - I wonder how they're getting here.
Question12: WRONG - Who's afraid of the the Big Bad Wolf?
Question13: CORRECT - You're becoming increasingly difficult.
Question14: CORRECT - Your salad is perfect.
Question16: CORRECT - She believes in the principle of fair play.
Question17: CORRECT - The principal (or main) reason she left was because of the noise.
Question18: CORRECT - I doubt he's smarter than I (am).
Question19: CORRECT - When my mother-in-law and I get together....
Question20: CORRECT - The Joneses and we used to live right next door ...
Question21: CORRECT - Everyone of the men took off his hat.
Question22: CORRECT - It's important to Charlene and me.
Question23: CORRECT - One of the puppies lost its collar.
Question24: CORRECT - Both of the boys brought their book.
Question25: WRONG - Turning the corner on two wheels without tipping over.
Question26: CORRECT - Determined to win his approval.
Question27: WRONG - I like to watch the soap operas it's so stimulating.
Question28: CORRECT - She grabbed a fly swatter.
Question29: WRONG - By carrying away waste products efficiently and effectively.
Question30: CORRECT - To study harder than ever before.
Question31: WRONG - She married him, when Percival heard the news, he fainted.
Question32: CORRECT - We had planned an all-day picnic in the pasture near the river.
Question33: WRONG - Where are Riff and Raff those cats won't come when I call them.
Question34: D - CORRECT - Walking to school this morning, the wisteria vines were blooming.(The wisteria vines can't walk)
Question35: C - CORRECT -After scratching his fleas for a while, Fido took a nap.
Question36: C - CORRECT - Encouraged by the coach, the team won the game.
Question37: D - CORRECT - To gain weight quickly, (donuts can't eat) donuts are a good bedtime snack.
Question38: C - WRONG - Just after eating my lunch, the telephone rang. (the telephone can't eat)
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Question40: C - WRONG - Louise yearned to see the Mississippi while in Arizona.
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Question62: CORRECT - everybody is singular (Everybody has the right to succeed.)
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hahahaha my gosh! i'm hopeless in this fucking repair. seriously!  i cannot even paste oilcloth on the floor. i am disabled in this case. and my back hurts! and no one helps me for some reason. but it's probably because I don't let anyone help me. I'm just mad at all. imbalance!.
i was born  not for this.
but it's probably because I don't let anyone help me. I'm just mad at all. imbalance!

show must go on! i mean repair continues

piano-sill

I've long been fond of this clip.
and some believe in the Ukrainian directors

I have a feeling like I'm waiting for something. very long time. So long that I'm sick of this feelin.
Sick! I mean exactly sick

No I'm not drunk, I'm just dancing
No I'm not sick, it's my style
Well no I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping
Waking up will take a while (c)

Today at 5:00 am I saw first snow, and even touched him. I have snow. What a joy
And btw, before starting repairs, you need to smoke weed. Yep. This is first indicator of a successful finale! beginning:

Time heals, whether you like it or not. It heals taking everything and leaving only darkness. Sometimes in this darkness we find someone, and sometimes lose

so cute on the edge

I had nothing to do, so I did this

Since I can remember I never liked cold. But this night for the first time I changed view. Went to market for cigarettes and as I walked back and forth it was wonderful. True. It was very cold and I were only jacket, but it was so cool. I don't even know how to explain it. I just went and abruptly began to rejoice, smile, laugh, and I felt in great detail all around. Lamps around were not enough and sky was so dark and at the same time bright. Magic air. (Yes, yes, surprising for a megalopolis) Some kind of explosion. crazy. Unfortunately, in exactly same happens with sudden appearance of a bad mood, but lately bad mood is becoming less and less.
I think I would like to live in the north. Tenacious bitch

Modern cherrystone!

oh my god! this is not Modern Art! this is nonsense!!fucking piss! 
Recently, I went with my friend on one "very cool" exhibition. And here we go into one of rooms with exhibits, and what I see? On the wall is attached cherrystone!!! Can you imagine! Fucking cherrystone! And these idiots are even put lights to this cherrystone! This is not art! This is garbage! 
Hey! come to my home! I have gum on my wall! And Plasticine smile face! And that means that I'm a genius! 

But you know, perhaps the truth is that - What kind of modern world is the same and the modern art